Jenna Valentine - Thank God It's Boobsday

Thank God It's Boobsday As "All of a feelings" (jenna_valentine) upon Twitter, Jenna Valentine has over twenty-five thousand followers. "And 16,000 upon Instagram," adds Jenna. "Although you consider most of my Twitter supporters are weird-dick avatars which have their own Twitter accounts because their design is just a design of a dick. Where do they come from as well as why can't they control themselves? They're like, 'You know what would really turn a girl on? If you take a design of my dick as well as have use of it as my Twitter avatar,' as well as all a girls are like, 'No. you don't want it.' Girls don't like which shit, so don't do that. We'll send or text each other a pictures as well as have fun of them. "I got a dick pic after you went upon a date with a guy. It was a really great date, as well as he sent me an awkward dick pic as well as you forwarded it to everybody as well as you were shouting at it. And I'll post it in this private Facebook group I'm in with 3,000 girls from Los Angeles as well as we'll all laugh at your dick, so don't do that. Some guy sent a design of his boner upon a beach. There was sand in most of a design as well as a boner in a corner, as well as it said, 'Just unresolved at a beach,' as well as you said, 'First of all, why are you pulling your dick out upon a beach then sending a design to a girl?' Not a great idea. Nothing great came of it because you never saw him again. He ruined it. you don't want to see which after a first date. you don't even know you. you don't even know your favorite color. Don't send me your dick. If he hadn't sent me which picture, you would've gone upon a second date as well as maybe it would've gone well. We could've had sex. you could've seen his dick in person." This reminds us of a story Danni Ashe told us when she was modeling. In a pre-digital camera/smartphone days of a late 1990s, Danni as well as her office staff, mostly girls, used to get Polaroid instant pictures of guys' cocks in a mail. They would pin them to a large cork board as well as have jokes about a latest arrivals every morning. So it's really nothing new. Just a tech has changed. And it's sanitary. The moral of a story? Don't Tweet yer meat. See More of Jenna Valentine at SCORELAND.COM!